How would I handle a tail?
Well, now, let me think
Freeze it until it turned pale?
No, put it in my pocket?
No, no, drape it over my arm?
No, no, no, put it in a socket?
Cut it off! Cut it off!
Cut what off? Oh, the tail!

How would I handle a tail?
Well, now, I don’t think I can
A man with a tail?
Only man with one is old Stan
Me, I rather have donkey ears
I think I would go crazy
And go live with all the deers
No tail for me thanks